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Terrible Pick-Up Lines
Forget And Not Slow Down Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:41 am
Baby, you're as hot as the bottom of my laptop.
Are you the square root of -1? 'Cause you can't be real.
Lost my number. Can I borrow yours?
Do you have the date and time? I wanted to remeber the moment I met you.
Too bad you can't go into buildings. I bet you always set off the sprinklers because you're smokin'.
So glad I have my library card 'cause I'm sooo checking you out.
My love for you is like diarrhea- I just can't hold it in.
It's two flirty and the date's you and me.
Hi I'm Mr/Ms. Right, I heard you were looking for me.
When did I die 'cause I see an angel infront of me.
Are you the square root of -1? 'Cause you can't be real.
Lost my number. Can I borrow yours?
Do you have the date and time? I wanted to remeber the moment I met you.
Too bad you can't go into buildings. I bet you always set off the sprinklers because you're smokin'.
So glad I have my library card 'cause I'm sooo checking you out.
My love for you is like diarrhea- I just can't hold it in.
It's two flirty and the date's you and me.
Hi I'm Mr/Ms. Right, I heard you were looking for me.
When did I die 'cause I see an angel infront of me.
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Re: Terrible Pick-Up Lines
♥ ~ ℓ ɪ ɓ ɓ ƴ ~ ♥ Sat Dec 31, 2011 1:04 am
If you were a new burger at McDonald's, you'd be McGorgeous.
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Re: Terrible Pick-Up Lines
clockwork Sat Dec 31, 2011 1:32 am
Forget And Not Slow Down wrote:Lost my number. Can I borrow yours?
that really seems like something i would fall for. x)
+ if you were a booger, i'd pick you.
+ did it hurt?
did what hurt?
did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
+ your daddy must be a fisherman, 'cause you're a nice catch.
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