Cookie's Words Of Wisdom.

My homeroom's in the eleventeen hundreds. But you've probably never heard of it. *hipster glasses*

You want some toast with that burn?

My coke zero tastes stupid.

When you get down to the last bit of your smoothie and it's all the stuff that didn't quite get mixed in.

My back hurts just thinking about school.

I die a little inside when I see an old person sitting alone in a restaurant.

That awkward moment when video kills the radio star and you have to go to court.

"Backpfeifengesicht" is a German word to describe 'a face in need of a slap'

Physical Science makes me want to puke melted eye ball brains that were dipped in cat livers.

I think it's weird that Mario and smash through bricks but dies if he touches a turtle.

Gotta love water.

Everything becomes 647893 times funnier when you're not allowed to talk.

FACT: Men's brains are less well formed and shrink at a faster rate than women's.

Just put salt in my coffee instead of sugar. It was nasty beyond belief.

"Matt Thiessen." Why yes you make speak to me.

"Anatidaephobia" is the fear that somewhere in the world, there is a duck watching you.

A couple nights ago I had a dream that I was the Helping Verbs Queen.

"I solute you, Captain Obvious." "I solute you back, Sargent Sarcasm."

Last week I had a dream that "hives" was when your skin grew red blue and black sprinkles all over.

Once I get my science midterm scantron back I'm making a song out of it on guitar hero. Over the weekend I'm going to write lyrics. I call it "Physical Science Midterm" aka "I'm Gettin' a D+ This Term"